kingofcreppyisland:

Bae: Come over I’m horny ;)

Me: I can’t I’m murdering two teeange lovers in a clown suit

Bae: My parents are out

Me:

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caliphorniaqueen:

and then there’s rihanna lol

caliphorniaqueen:

and then there’s rihanna lol

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legshaving:

Ameeeeeen  

jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

tylenold:

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

juilan:

step on a crack, break your mother’s back, Lil’ Jon got the beat that make your booty go clap

  • Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
  • Me: "Yeah..."
  • Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
  • Me: -Forgets entire language-
  • alliartist:

I have wanted to make an animated illustration since, about, a million years ago. 
Hey, wow, this is my 7,777th post.
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Done in Manga Studio 5 & Photoshop CS3
Took so many hours. 

    alliartist:

    I have wanted to make an animated illustration since, about, a million years ago. 

    Hey, wow, this is my 7,777th post.

    Done in Manga Studio 5 & Photoshop CS3

    Took so many hours.